Please just accept our help

My mom & dad have been living in the same condo together for 30 years.

The roof has holes & the siding definitely needs to be pressure washed. They have not been on a proper getaway in at least numerous years & they rarely leave the condo at all to go do anything fun anymore. Sometimes our dad goes to town, however our mom honestly doesn’t like to get in the car. They don’t keep up with technology or politics, & I know that they rarely watch cable. When our mom & dad had problems with the gas furnace, they said that they were going to use the wood stove & go without heat. My older brother & I protested heavily, however they simply felt that the gas furnace was not necessary for their home. My brother & I begged & pleaded, however our parents simply were not going to spend the money to substitute the supposedly insignificant heating source. My sibling & I thought that they were losing their goddamn minds at that point. We came up with a devious plan to get them out of the condo one afternoon so every one of us could call someone to install an up-to-date heater. We tried our best to buy them a gas furnace, however clearly they caught us in the middle of our elaborate scheme. My dad actually got mad and insisted that it is not necessary to buy an up-to-date gas furnace, however we feel mom & dad are going to change their minds in the middle of winter. By then, it’s going to cost a lot more money to install brand up-to-date heating equipment. Of course, I wish they would stop being stubborn & let us help.

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