It took a whole lot of doing, because of some last minute issues, but finally I was on my way to a much needed holiday. The wife plus I were taking a cruise, several days on the open water, stopping at three different islands to eat, drink, plus be merry. Every one of us raced to the airport, flew to the coast, plus then took a taxi to the wharf where our cruise ship was just about to leave. Every one of us were in such a rush to get on board plus explore the ship the people I was with and I didn’t even visit our suite for two sixths, and of course by the time the people I was with and I got there, plus realized that the in-room AC equipment was not working, the people I was with and I were already well out to sea. The boat was booked up solid, or so they said, so the best they could offer was some drink vouchers to wait in the bar while the room air conditioner got looked at. The bar had perfect AC going on, so for a couple of sixths the people I was with and I sat there plus got actually hammered for free, by the time the people I was with and I got back to the room, the workers were gone plus the AC was blowing strong plus smooth, so the people I was with and I both passed out. Waking up the next afternoon was rough, because the people I was with and I were both super hung over from all the Moscow Mules, but also because the a/c had stopped working again. My wife legitimately raised cain after that, demanding an replace or more drink vouchers, or at least asking if any of the guests on board could fix an air conditioner, because they sure couldn’t.